Heathen Holidays

Homemade Aged Eggnog – A Decadent Creamy & Boozzy Yule Beverage

For many eggnog is a holiday staple. A rich and creamy beverage that tastes like Christmas spirit. Others find it disgusting. I think it’s about finding the right eggnog to make it worth drinking.

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Store-bought eggnog

As the weather gets colder the refrigerated section of the grocery store begins to boast festively decorated cartons of thick syrupy sweet eggnog. Growing up various cartons found a way into my parents fridge, and I tried it dutifully. Despite possessing a ravenous sweet-tooth I was never a big fan of the festive beverage. That is until I tried making  Alton Brown‘s Aged Eggnog.

My partner and I decided to try the recipe for a Yule party in addition to our Wassail (recipe coming soon) nearly a decade ago and it has been a holiday staple ever since. The rich texture is accompanied by complex flavors with enough alcohol to give you a good buzz while the aging eases the bite from the alcohol.

This eggnog recipe offers plenty of flexibility,

  • Too sweet
    • Cut the sugar to as little as 1 cup
  • Want it sweeter
    • Up to half a cup more sugar
  • Can’t have much sugar
    • Substitute part of the sugar for your prefered alternative
      • Stick to one that has a granulated texture & offers one-to-one substitution for best results
  • You like a thinner or thicker texture
    • adjust the ratios of milk- half & half -cream.
  • No brandy?
    • Just add more Rum or bourbon.
  • Don’t like Bourbon
    • Stick to Rum.

Aged Eggnog – Alcoholic

Creamy holiday beverage packs an alcoholic punch and is a real crowd pleaser. While it is delicious made fresh the flavor gets better the longer its aged. It can be aged for as little as 2 weeks or as much as a year. I try to mix-up a batch between Halloween and thanksgiving to give it time to age before I bring it to yule parties.

Equipment

  • Glass storage containers
  • Large bowl
  • Wisk
  • Optional Funnel

Ingredients
  

  • 12 egg yolks
  • 1 pound sugar ≈2-2¼ cups
  • 1 tsp fresh grated nutmeg
  • ¼ tsp salt kosher
  • 1 quart half and half 4 cups
  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • 1 cup brandy
  • 1 cup Jamaican Rum Cruzan
  • 1 cup bourbon (Don’t go cheap mid-shelf is fine though)

Instructions
 

  • Beat the yolks with the sugar and nutmeg in a large mixing bowl until the mixture lightens in color and falls off the whisk in a solid “ribbon.”
  • Combine dairy, booze and salt in a second bowl or pitcher and then slowly beat into the egg mixture.
  • Move to a large glass jar (or a couple of smaller ones) and store in the fridge for a minimum of 2 weeks, or up to a year.

Notes

Cruzan is hands down my favorite rum for this recipe it adds a rich molasses note other Jamaican rums are easy substitutes you probably will need to go to a liquor store instead of the grocery to find it. If you don’t have or can’t find a Jamaican rum ½ cup Kraken & ½ cup Capt. Morgan spiced make a good substitute are easily accessible and still quite good.
This is adapted from a recipe by Alton Brown, while I love the original I’ve altered it to my own tastes, preferences, & budget. I love the molasses & brown sugar flavor from my favorite Jamaican rum & to get a creamier texture i have omitted milk in favor of more half and half for a mouth feel closer to most modern eggnogs.